if i am given the chance to murder two people today, one would be the girl with big boobs but empty brain, and the other would be the bamboo girl - soo skinny, short, stupid and yeeaaa the list goes on… haha

hmm as for the first girl ? ima poke her boobs with needles so air gets to come out but moments ago, joon told me its not enough cuz she got alootttaaa FATS. ewww oh wait, joon and i have a better idea. we’ll transfer the vitamins from her boobs to her brain lol so she gets to think about stuffs and correct her HILARIOUS wrong grammaring. migawd!

for the second girl, i think she needs to bloat a little. having that bloated head sure doesnt fit a bamboo body. eowww hmm lemme see. *evil smile* bloated head because she thinks she’s beautiful enough that her bf won’t leave her, not because of the IQ. are you fucking kidding me ?!! she was ONE of the dumbest girl in school! errgghh.

she thinks she had the power to control somebody because of what they once were. aii kagaga. illusionada and assuming much ? mbot nlg.

whats wrong with you people ?

me gawdddd !

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the title is a japanese word. i dnt rly know whut that means but you say it everytime you arrive home. part of their culture i guess…and courtesy? lol nvm

today is my third day here and i haven’t taken any pictures with sakura trees yet! later maybe. i have to hurry cuz they’re falling off already! ergh

when i aarived here two days ago, japan felt like HOME. comparing this time and last time, this visit feels more natural. i did not feel any difference except that my friends aint here…i miss them.

philip saw my lil bro over webcam last night. hehehehehehehe

its 1030am right now. hmm i wanna go out but im lazy to stand up and get dressed. perhaps later ? mom’s still asleep anyways.

till here frm now. i just want to go out …. xD

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and so, yes.

the bulletin says:

hahaha!!,.how come??,.suz nAnu man,.dugay nku la open bah,.teh di nyo gD koh pguntatan yah???,.hilabtan nyo gd koh yah???,.nalipay gd kamu???,.super hatag gd kmu tym pra mgpost pra skon??,.ahai uh,.huya man tah,.haler??,.

,.cnxa guba f’s koh,.

,.hai teh cge uh,.gnapalipay nyo lng koh sa gnahmu nyo,.kalawig nah poh,.gnadumdon nyo pku,.ahai uh,.teh la nku may mahimu kng mu nyo koh ni kalab,.hahaha,.

,.SALAMAT GD HA,.

,.apReciate koh EFFORT M0H,.;p

can’t she type like a NORMAL person does? my eyes hurt when i read her posts.

[X] WRONG GRAMMAR
[X] SHOCKING PUNCTUATION MARKS
[X] STICKY CAPS!!!

she actually IMPROVED. i mean, no more sticky caps. maybe she was TERRIBLY hurt by the posts i EFFORTLESSLY typed for her? oh noo haha. she is LEARNING from ME — the third year high school student. isn’t it supposed to be the other way around? POOR HER.

and as i have told Stephanie Marie Salazar, sometimes, i want to reconsider. what’s up with the “fuck-me-ima-whore”-’tude? megwash! im THAT good? hell no xD

and yeah. i actually missed ya dear! :)

aww. huya ka? you actually have the NERVE to be ashamed?! haha

wooww. yer friggin stupid slash inconsistent.

why would you LAPTA yer own BAHO in tha first place?

and sa internet mpa gin laptaa? where everybody can SMELL your STENCH? fuck. whats the point of being ashamed now?? haha

EFFORT? it was never an EFFORT for me blogging about you babe. you’re actually my FAVORITE topic! whut effort are you saying? haha

oh. me TYPING/SPEAKING in english? you call that EFFORT??? haha i call it PEANUT. if you know what i MEAN. haha COLLEGE knaaman. i THINK you know [?]

yeah, we *LOVE you dear!! :) and we’re grateful that we make you happy.

*over YOUR dead body, FEELUR.

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happy happy gid ko sbng yaa! haistt. baw baw. first time ko mag post in ilonggo hehe. did this in myspace weeks ago and i did not expect that ima do this in friendster. hwahahawahh. (aii, anu na ya nga clase kadlaw man?!)

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nagkadtu kmi sa pta. tay tay. enjoyy gid ko yaa! na sabay ko for the first time inom c jose antonio baido kg d patrick lanaria. ka ewww gni gna sulog ku nila kay patrick !! omg. daw masukaa koo. hehe. pati kna ya pat, gina jena tlng ka gii. bag-o ku lg na realize nga sadja cla updon…gawd, kun din pa nga ma graduate na cla…ahai ahh. sa isa lg ko ka post ma emote ahh.

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harhar. despidida na to namun guro, and ka piigado nagid ya skun T_T ki gin libre ku lng cla siSi!! haha. ahaii. sorry gid. sala ko nah bla kun wae ku allowance kun ndi school days ?! =/ ahaai, ka malas.

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daw gaga nga patrick agii. ginpa hubog ya ko. tipsy lng gle. nag tilaw ko bla kgna emperador kg genoroso too ? i forgot. i think may tanduay pagid to mooh? haha and i did something that i have not done for almost a month :)
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nag picture picture kmi. and nag emote.. dtayy. ahaii. ma graduate nagd cla! tsk tsk tsk. how soon. but nag PROMISE gid cla nga bisitahun ku nila sa rosso. kabaii pa ma keep nah nila nga promise! hehe. i dnt want to be the girl left behind miskin ako lg isa mabilin sa high school xD

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joon dear, ndi kogid kaya mangakig sa imo. ahaayyyy. nag try ko, but ndi gid ja. di ko kaya i allow ang isa ka boy nga mka break sa atoon…kay ka BABAW!! haha.

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philip…luv u. ndi kna lg tuod mag girlfriend! you have US naman! :))

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LAURICE. LAURICE. LAURICE. speechless ko. but yeah, LUV U.. wae gid na may maka bulos. sa aton nga APAT. (FOUR)

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i just can’t help but LAUGH at the slut who puts the TRASH in TRASHY. mua ha ha

maybe she missed me soo sooo sooo much that she actually decided to view my friendster account har har. im actually ’suspecting’ that she’s uber in love with my stuffs here. oh wait! maybe she wants a LAYOUT like mine which says: WRONG GRAMMARING

how happy i would be to give it to her because i know it suits her profile best. wrong grammar, yeah, again and again. oh dnt worry. she aint embarrassed. she’s that STUPID.

she never sent me any message nor posted any bulletin for a while already. why oh why me dear? afraid that i’ll insult you with your creepy WRONG GRAMMAR ? haha omg, im actually enjoying this! xD

TRUTH WILL ALWAYS HURT

and you can’t insult me, for what you have are lies you made up because your emotions took control over your mind. oh, i forgot *evil laugh* you dont have a BRAIN.

dont even TRY to justify yourself. you’ll waste your time.

LOSER.

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funny that one day you’re planning to go back to school and start again but the next day, people will receive messages telling them you are DEAD.

life is too short indeed, and shorter for the girl in the person of yonnie. i dnt know her personally but all i know is that *insert tulo luha here* only the good people die young.

hmmmmmm i dnt know how to type these thoughts. kadamo gid ahh. XD

arch n i were chatting over ym. we were talking about random stuffs.  ma grad lg xa but ndi gid kmi ka talk. that sort of thing harhar and yea i told him about yonie’s death and i realized, that life is too short my dears.

i shall do things that will make me happy. never shall i think about things that could bring me down…

go tel :) har har

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i wish i was able to pick the affirmative side. huhuhu i really want that side! linte

i had an agreement with myself that i shall stop thinking about things that make me feel depressed.

i had an exchange of words with stephen after three years. tears were held back though.

im planning to leave home but where do i stay? i hunt for a job before i do so. my grandparents are hell strict. yea sometimes i can manage to look hard while the “words”  come out of their mouths, but sometimes i just can’t take it. the “words” stab me.

its soo sad people cant have everything.

talent. looks. nightlife. boys. good life. trust.

check. check. check. check. check. big “X”.

my friends..BEST FRIENDS..are being taken from me. well yea, goodluck. they’re graduating in a matter of days. peerrrfeect! and i feel so distant.

its too late.

hei. after three years? i still want you back :)

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♫♥,.i’d rAther kip my m0uTh shut and sh0w h0w my skul and my pArents tAught me gUd mAners,.rAther dAn hAving sUm fyt wiTh diz n0nSens HS gURL hu hAv n0 aTtitUde at aLl;p,.!!!,.[iLy]♥♫

wtf ? can SOMEONE please.. PLEAAASSSSEEEE teach this girl how to speak ENGLISH correctly ?!

yeah. i suggest she shut her effing mouth and give other people the impression that she’s stupid rather than removing all of their doubts. mua ha ha.that line is frm stradmore ntbk btw.

wrong grammaring. WRONG.

she shouldve stated that in ilonnggo. trying hard slut. haha cant even speak simple english correctly. noo WONDER. gosh, i know some HS students frm NOHS and they’re actually better speakers/writers than i am. i sweaaar! furthermore, the know how to RESPECT.

if dun have any attitude, i shouldve fought with you a long time ago. but guess what ? i WAITED till im sure that its me you were talking about.

i aint righteous. i don’t butt in other people’s crap.

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“wise men learn many things from their enemies.”

–Aristophanes

indeed. very true. i never actually claim that i am a righteous or nice person for that matter. i found an online ‘BEAST FRIEND’ and she made me realize that, though ordinary, i can make other people insecure and plain jealous.

fine with me, if she keeps on TRYING to destroy me in the cyberworld. what i want now is to patch up the damages she caused me, my name, my ego, and my soul. choss. but really!

she posted a bulletin here in friendster which was addressed to me, though not stated directly. she was probably too scared to tell me what she wanna say because she knows its none of her business..

she is blaming me for something she had nothing to do with. she called me “BIATCH” and “STUPID“.

kagaga cmu noh? sa tanan nga tawo sya pa ginpasakitan mo! kaw na gani gin pili nya gin-amu mu pa ni sya!

those were the words. she is blaming me for breaking up with this boy though she did not know my side. the boy chose me over HER. yea thats a fact she cant deny. to make the long story short, the GUY thinks im BETTER than her.

feeling mu gwapa kna gid haw?! ASA ka eh!

as far as i can remember, i never said anything claiming i am GWAPA.. is the physical appearance her basis? she’s that shallow?

maybe someone should teach her some lesson about “RESPECT”; NOHS probably forgot to teach her that. i did not do anything to make her mad. she made it all up. god knows, i only fight back when someone is picking on me.

and now that im fighting back, she’s denying eveything she said telling me that that wasn’t for me and it was for another person. if not for me, who else?!

hmmaybe she thinks im THAT stupid that i dont get all of it. she thinks she can fool everyone? maybe..but exclude me in the list. of course, when you know all you have is nothing but LIES, you start to deny that you did something. WEAK DEFENSE MECHANISM.

i just wish she thought about who she’s messing with before she posted those things. damn, she’s barking at the wrong bitch. reallllyyyyy WRRROOONNGG move.

i used to look up to her, and yea thats GROSS. really really GROSS. she now belongs to the untouchables in my caste system. she brought herself there anyways. she spreads her smelly shit. she is the one degrading herself in the cyberworld. do i need to say more?

she almost made my nose bleed, considering the fact that im no good in understanding deep ilonggo terms. well at least im trying to UNDERSTAND and LISTEN.

i laugh at her because she said sumthing like

gna away mo ndi c f*****, but ang MANANG mo

like eww.. i dont respect her anymore. if she wants respect, she should’ve gave me that in the first place.

ill stop here for now. this is the introduction. there will be MORE.

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do you know MEGAN FOX ? that bitch is fucking stupid. she was a MAN but she got his genitals changed. lol notice my pronouns? i dont kno if i should use the feminine or the masculine whaaaatver.

i wish i was a MAN too. girls always end up being hurt or blamed for something they didnt actually do. linte. i hate being a girl but why am i soo girly ?

fuck off and go find your own.

i dont pick up something i already trashed but i pick up pieces of crumpled paper.

hey do you have formaldehyde? i feel soo geek. but my brain is empty. gosh i must be really GAGA. seriously. i love you LADY GAGA!

uh chyeah im buuring you. so bye :P

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